Mission 11 Report: The New Proctologists

Submitted by Newsense:
Federal Deficit Commission Chair Alan K. Simpson, decrying senior citizens who are not fans of the yout music scene, recently was recorded speaking these wise words:

“This is fakery. If they [seniors] care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that — I think you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

See the news story here.

I decided to seek out these two illustrious artists for whom seniors had scorn and Mr. Simpson had such sympathy. I was surprised, I will tell you, by what I found.

Who are “Enema Man” and “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg”? It turns out they once performed in a three man a capella trio with the distinguished former Senator Simpson himself! The name of the group was “The New Proctologists” which was subsequently ripped off by far inferior bands.

An Illustrious Group

L to R: Enema Man, K Simp, Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg

This photograph was taken in the early sixties, when the band was in its heyday. Pictured here, from left to right, are “Enema Man”–also known as Jeremy Rawls, K Simp–who would later go on to be a Federal Deficit Commission Chair, and “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg”–also known as Henry Wilson, one of the earliest and most influential white rappers.


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